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Dear Make Poverty History,

Although I admire your efforts towards feeding people and stuff, when the vast swathes of the population cast aside your plastic bracelets for something newer and trendier, there’ll be a great global technicolour environmental catastrophe on our hands, a vast armada of good intentions clogging our waterways.

It’ll be like those sad pictures of seagulls stuck wing over beak in the deadly vice grip of a 6 pack holder. In years to come, our children will learn of pollution by pictures of cute bunny rabbits suffocating on Make Poverty History bracelets, and then you’ll be sorry.

If only saving the world weren’t so fucking trendy,
Munky

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4 Responses to “Dear Make Poverty History,”

  1. Jeff Says:
    June 7th, 2005 at 1:03 pm

    I don’t think I’d shed too many tears over seagulls getting plastic bands caught on them as they are disease ridden flying rats, brothers with the every dirtay pigeons!

  2. shelly Says:
    June 7th, 2005 at 1:33 pm

    Gack. I hate those bracelets. I was fine with the Live Strong ones, but now there’s one for ever freakin’ cause imaginable.

  3. Jay Says:
    June 8th, 2005 at 8:43 pm

    Dude, the only reason I do charity at all is for the fashion accessories!

  4. michael the tubthumper Says:
    November 14th, 2005 at 11:20 am

    most of the braceets were actually made in sweatshops anyway. how is that supposed to help?