Dear Kate Thornton,
Monday, August 21st, 2006Dear Kate Thornton,
Every night, before I go to sleep, I thank my lucky stars that I am not a bloke and, therefore, there is a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 % chance that I will ever put my cock inside you. I am well and truly blessed.
Thank you,
Munky