Dear Arsenal,
Wednesday, May 17th, 2006Dear Arsenal,
Boo hoo hoo. A-boo hoo hoooooo. Aaaaaaaach, fuck off back to Woolwich, you triple-chromosomed crying clits. Real men don’t blame the ref when they lose. They blame the pasta. Cunts.
Love,
Munky Hotspur
P.S. Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunts.
P.P.S. Va Va Voom my arse.